Go west young ones. This Saturday there is going to be a Holiday Bazaar, and I will be there like a gypsy from the East, selling my wares to all that care. There will be linens for your home, bags for your ladies, dresses for your mom, and organic cotton for your babies. Other craftsmen will be on hand. Victoria Morris will be at my side, with some of the finest pottery in the land. Come one, come all, let's have a drink. You may find a tortoise print towel for your sink.