EARTHSHIP

My friend sends me this listing for the below home this morning.

So I think... 

What, do you sit around googling "Homes that are AMAZING in places I could never f-ing live".  

You are killing me here.  

I am trying to accept my fate as an urban dweller, 

whose child eats Rice Chex with sparkling french lemonade on them for breakfast.  

Shit is weird enough.  

This does not help me.